Remember when they said a landlocked-ish country couldn't win a sea war? Well, someone forgot to tell the guys piloting the remote controls.
The classic "beatings will continue until morale improves" strategy has officially made its way into global diplomacy.
Last night, Kyiv had to deal with another round of Russian ballistic missiles, leaving some warehouses on fire, while Zelenskyy teased some mysterious defense deals.
Ukraine’s government reset is moving faster than a delivery app. Just a day after the PM resigned, Zelenskyy already has a replacement lined up.
Just when everyone thought European defense was all talk, Macron and Zelenskyy dropped a roadmap that reads like a sci-fi wishlist for the Ukrainian military.
Just when we thought the geopolitical news couldn't get any more hectic, Donald Trump drops a classic move: starting a 'new' military operation just to reset his 60-day war clock.
Remember when the Russian fleet fled Crimea for Novorossiysk, thinking they found a cozy, untouchable safe zone? Yeah, about that.
Our calendar planning is officially locked into 90-day increments. No surprises here, just the reality check we get every three months.
Remember when Russia thought the Sea of Azov was their safe little backyard pool? Yeah, the Ukrainian Unmanned Systems Forces just threw a massive toaster into it.
Because nothing says "good morning" quite like the sound of air defense shaking the windows at 3 AM. This time, the neighbors from hell decided to send some ballistic love.
Just in case anyone forgot who we are dealing with, the neighbors just shot up two civilian bulk carriers flying African flags. Because nothing screams military glory quite like fighting grain.
Well, that was fast. The Ukrainian parliament just accepted the resignation of Prime Minister Yulia Svyrydenko, which automatically clears out the entire cabinet in one clean sweep.