When the domestic air force is more dangerous than the enemy, the military campaign is clearly going exactly to plan. A Russian warplane just dropped another massive bomb on a residential house, proving that precision targeting has a very dark, domestic twist.
Oh, the sweet smell of digital gold melting in the morning. Remember when the orange-haired savior of crypto was supposed to send everyone to the moon? Well, the rocket just ran out of fuel, and the "have fun staying poor" crowd has gone completely silent.
Because nothing says military genius like dropping explosive drones on nuclear waste storage. Russia's latest stunt has Estonia sounding the alarm.
While Russian officials boast about their flawless airspace defense, a few cheap flying lawnmowers from Ukraine have completely broken the luxury resort of Sochi, turning its fancy airport into a massive, sweaty indoor campground.